What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Families are like fudge.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?