How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Where do cows go for lunch?