How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?