How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?