How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What superpower do all middle children have?