What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where are average things manufactured?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?