What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
When do cows get tired?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the friendliest pen?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the dairy grumpy?