What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What dog wears contact lenses?
I broke my finger!
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the snake name his daughter?