What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How does a cow do math?
What bird is always sad?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?