What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why was the cat so small?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?