Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
What do mice do when they're at home?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How does a penguin build its house?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?