Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do you talk to a giant?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?