Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?