What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which state is the cleanest?