Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How long will dinner be?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the cow go to outer space?