Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do bees say in the summer?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What game do bats excel at?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?