Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do you make a bear really angry?