Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What are you studying in math?
What do bees chew?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do goldfish go camping?