What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do you grill cheese?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the holiest insect?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?