What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
Where do books sleep?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where does breakfast live?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What vegetables make the best music?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?