Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the strongest animal?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What day do hands always go to church?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?