Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What birds make average students?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the most adorable season?
What do cats wear to work?
What does an evil hen lay?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?