Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?