Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?