Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
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Where is the coldest place to work?
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Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do people always trip on September 22?