Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is the definition of Robin?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?