Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?