What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?