What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are ghosts always single?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?