What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?