Which big cat loves to drive?
A jaguar.
What is the color of the wind?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?