Which big cat loves to drive?
A jaguar.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How does a cow do math?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?