What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do fairies always drink?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where was Noah born?