What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do fleas travel?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?