What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What makes music in your hair?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What was the detective duck trying to do?