What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What animal floats best?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Do dads always snore?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?