What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why are stones so good at music?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?