What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Board Game With A Twist
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do cows always add to their salad?