What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?