What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?