What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What kind of books do boats write?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do you make a bandstand?