What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are ghosts always single?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is the wealthiest fish?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?