What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why was the mime upset?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How long do chickens work?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?