What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do bees gossip?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?