What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
The museum curator needed a break.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How was the wedding?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?