What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the hostess name her daughter?