What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you compliment a cat?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?