How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why was the fish so smart?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do bees say in the summer?