How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?