How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a peanut in space?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?