What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where do horses reside?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?