What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What sport requires no movement at all?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?