What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?