What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What animal knows how to work a computer?