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Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
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What do jokesters study in college?
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What game do mice love to play?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
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What insect runs away from everything?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?