What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?