What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What makes pirates such good singers?