What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?