What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?