What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do math teachers eat?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?