What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of music do planets like?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which family member has tusks?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of store would a dog own?