What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?