Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's the noisiest food?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?