Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What condiment has wings?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do insects learn at school?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?