Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do kittens go to school?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?