Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
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What's a priest's favorite food?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?