Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?