Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?