What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the waiter ask the frog?