What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
Where do actors go to pray?
What day do hands always go to church?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why are goats so funny?