Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did summer say to spring?
Why was the spider so smart?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?