Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is the color of the wind?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?