What did the hostess name her daughter?
Little Debbie®.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where do horses reside?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?