Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do mice need oiling?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is the quickest button on a radio?