Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?