Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the scariest letter?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which bird would make a great farmer?