Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What shape has a knighthood?
Bears love exotic cars.
What animal has the most fun?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
When should you start writing a book?
What table can you never sit at?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do belly buttons go to college?