Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?