Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?