Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Bears love exotic cars.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?