What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the holiest insect?
Why do bees gossip?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?