What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call hiking college students?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do jokesters study in college?