What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?