What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The Cheesecake Factory®.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?