What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The Cheesecake Factory®.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What color are all the books in the library?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do billboards talk?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why was the math book sad in winter?