What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The Cheesecake Factory®.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?