What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
When do cows get tired?