What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the Easter egg hide?