What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do actors go to pray?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?