What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?