What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where does breakfast live?
Which big cat never tells the truth?