What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call an arctic cow?