What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Self-rising flour.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Shoutout to my grandma!