What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Self-rising flour.
What's the laziest vegetable?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which bug is related to you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?