What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Self-rising flour.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do cats wear to work?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the cat so small?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?