What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
Why are all priests fit?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do birds threaten one another?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?