What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do chefs do in their spare time?