What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which is the worst season?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?