What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How does NASA organize a company party?