Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is the coolest country?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?