Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?