Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Do dads always snore?