Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which singer could always break a five?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How do fleas travel?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you do when two snails fight?