What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?