What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?