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What's all that bracket?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do automobiles fly?
Which computer won the talent show?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?