What did March say to the madness?
What's all that bracket?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's the loudest sport?