What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where are average things manufactured?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?