What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?