What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
When do astronauts eat?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are baseball games at night?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?