Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?