Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you give a sick pig?