Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How did the tree get lost?