Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
What event do spiders love to attend?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?