Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
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What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?