Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you organize a space party?