What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?