What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is the strongest animal?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What fish sings the best?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?