What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
Why do kids love theater classes?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?