What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do fairies always drink?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animal is always ready to protect people?