What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What kind of bird can write?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?