What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do trees try new things so often?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why was the snake coughing so much?