What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!!!
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are winter days great?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?