What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!!!
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Do dads always snore?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which is the worst season?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?