What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!!!
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?