Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
The museum curator needed a break.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?