Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How did the toad die?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a crate of ducks?