Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What vegetables make the best music?