Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?