Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did one plate say to the other?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
