Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.