What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do fleas travel?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?