What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you arrest a pig?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?