What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What car always breaks the rules?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
When do astronauts eat?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?